M4's, Ranked

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
11/09/2014 at 19:13 • Filed to: None

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1. M4 Carbine

Pure and balanced like a nun on a tightrope, the M4 carbine is the epitome of function over form. With a wide range of performance improving bolt-ons and customisation options, it's sure to outlive the uninitiated.

2. BMW M4 Coupe

The turbo-charged 3.0 six-pot doesn't sound anywhere near as frenetic as the old V8 from the M3, but with 425 horses and rear subframes bolted on without bushes, it's fast, precise and classic M division.

3. T3-M4

This little size 5 droid with the size 13 head was originally born into a life of crime. After his master was defeated, he switched sides and was promptly shot down over Nathema. Like most Opponauts, the droid then wandered the planet alone looking for the parts necessary to fix his craft.

4. M4 Motorway

A dreary ribbon of grey linking London and South Wales that never fails to disappoint. With average speed cameras and a toll booth, it's not worth the hassle unless your desires for sheep and mud exceed that of your mental stability.